The Last Real Showgirl The Naked Truth of My Sequined ’70s by Diane Christiansen. During the 1970s, showgirls represented the pinnacle of club and resort entertainment. In the modern age, very few shows left in Las Vegas, the resorts, or Paris feature showgirls at all. This memoir presents in her own words the life of Diane Christiansen, the last real showgirl. As a teenager, desperate to get out of Illinois and into the glittering world of professional dance, Diane visits Montreal and discovers the electrifying world of French Cabaret. This kicks off a chain of events which finds her, before long, in Paris, dancing with a giant Seahorse on her head at the world-renowned Lido de Paris. From opium dens in Paris to comedy clubs in the Bahamas, the arc of Diane’s dazzling career spans the globe, all before she is 28. This insider perspective on the industry presents the singular life of the last real showgirl, while also capturing the swansong of a thrilling era in stage entertainment. Diane Christiansen’s career has spanned five decades as an actress, dancer, author, director, producer, writer, costume designer, and studio owner. She is an acting coach to many acclaimed actors on television shows like Euphoria, This is Us, Dickinson, Stranger Things, Sandman, Quantum Leap and countless other well-known and popular TV shows and movies.

“Funny, honest, thoughtful, and heartwarming ... There is something for everyone ... This is unlike any story I’ve read. Despite how well I thought I knew this remarkable woman, I learned so much through these pages. It kept me laughing, feeling understood, and inspired”—Barrett D. Carroll, author of The Acorn’s Journey “[A] phenomenal story

... a behind-the-scenes narrative and deep dive into a world we can only dream of hav ing. Diane did more than dream her colorful life. She lived it.”—Stacey Powells, author of Empty Cupboards “A must-read...captivates from start to finish.

...a compelling literary work that resonates with readers long after the final page is turned.”—Lou Anne Chessik, Showgirl Legacy Foundation founder, president & showgirl

“Diane takes us with her on a sexy glamorous ‘Gypsy’ dancer journey into a behind the scenes look at a tits and feathers world few have the joyous, outrageous privilege of experiencing! Enjoy the ride!”—Heidi Bright, showgirl, producer, screenwriter

“Diane Christiansen takes us on an excursion to the old school, triple eyelash, sparkly pasties world of the international showgirl. ... fascinating”—Marilyn Kentz,

The Mommies TV series “Engaging ... Diane offers a rare glimpse into an era many have only heard about with her enchanting storytelling. ...a celebration of courage, perseverance, and love.”—Juliette Townsend, editor and author